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miss^endless...How I did it: i realised that no matter what, i do love myself. i love the things that i do for other people, and if i continue to do things to help others ...

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BUSINESS LOGICS

Father: I want you to marry a girl of my choice
Son: 'I will choose my own bride!'
Father: 'But the girl is Bill Gates's daughter.'
Son: 'Well, in that case....ok'

Next Father approaches Bill Gates.
Father: 'I have a husband for your daughter.'
Bill Gates: 'But my daughter is too young to marry!'
Father: 'But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank.'
Bill Gates: 'Ah, in that case...ok'

Finally Father goes to see the president of the World Bank.
Father: 'I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president.'
President: 'But I already have more vice- presidents than I need!'
Father: 'But this young man is Bill Gates's son-in-law.'
President: 'Ah, in that case...ok'

This is how business is done!!
Moral: Even If you have nothing, You can get Anything. But your attitude
should be positive

What is Marketing?

You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and say, 'I am very rich. Marry me!'
That's Direct Marketing

You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl.
One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says, 'He's very
rich. Marry him.'
That's Advertising.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and get her telephone number.
The next day you call and say, 'Hi, I'm very rich. Marry me...'
That's Telemarketing

You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl.
You get up and straighten your tie; you walk up to her and pour her a
drink.
You open the door for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her
a ride, and then say, 'By the way, I'm very rich 'Will you marry me?'
That's Public Relations

You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl.
She walks up to you and says, 'You are very rich, I want to marry you.'
That's Brand Recognition

You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and say, 'I'm rich. Marry me'
She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.
That's Customer Feedback

MY EVERYDAY NEED`

Di sebuah sekolah rendah Kg Melaka seorang guru sedang
mengajar mata
pelajaran matematik. Tiap kali dia mengajar, dia tengoksalah
seorang anak murid dia asyik meludah dekat tapak tangan kemudian gosok dekat kepala.
Hari-hari guru ni perhatikan tabiat anak muridnya itu, satu hari dia tanya.

Guru: Atan! datang depan sini.
Atan: saya datang cikgu.
Guru: tiap kali saya mengajar, saya lihat awak ludah tapak
tangan kemudian sapu dekat kepala awak, mengapa awak buat macam tu?
Atan: saya tak faham matematik cikgu !! saya buat macam ni
supaya apa yang cikgu ajar senang masuk dalam otak saya.
Guru: siapa yang ajar Atan macam tu?
Atan: emak saya, cikgu.
Guru: apa yang emak cakap?
Atan: cikgu, bila malam saya tidor dengan ayah dan emak saya,
lampu semua tutup, saya dengar emak saya cakap dengan Ayah
saya......
"KALAU SUSAH-SUSAH NAK MASUK, SAPU AJER AIR LUDAH TANGKEPALA
TU...BARULAH SENANG MASUK!!!"
Guru: ????????????

MY EVERYDAY NEED`

still posing at home. Control beb!!

MY EVERYDAY NEED`

MY EVERYDAY NEED`

1. You 'miss call' instead of calling or sending sms.

2. You always say "kapih ku.. bila terima/keluargaji/overtime/elaun ah?"

3. You park your car as close as possible to your destinationarea.

4. You speak Malaysia if you meet Malaysian, speak Indonesia ifyou meet Indonesian.. and so on.

5. You are asked to go to a "meeting" but actually you will onlybe "listening".

6. You go to someone's wedding, you give money using an envelopeand put your name on it or if you think you don't give enough you useablank envelope.

7. Indo mee is your staple food and Ayamku is your fastfood.

8. The term 'balik kampung' is almost not applicable.. since youcan 'balik kampung' everyday.

9. Motorcyles and bicycles are not your transport, they are yoursport.

10. When you see local tv camera around you during the day, then atnight you will watch local news... and hoping to see yourself ontelevision.

11. You drive your car on wavy and potholed road.

12. You receive official news faster by mean of "mouth" than by"written".

13. You like electronic products from Japan.

14. If you have the chance to call a radio show and before you areasked to hang-up, you say 'boleh minta putarkan lagu?'

15. You are in BIG debts and refuse to pay the lenders and yet stilldrive a CLK and live in a mansion.

16. You wear baju kurung with large katoks and maniks all over.

17. You are loud and speak in melandih way.

18. You and the whole family have the same car plate numbers.

19. You spend your $$$$$ on your wedding even though you are broke.

20. You become Akademi Fantasia fanatics. 21. You know most of the people here - "eh si anak si anu eh saudarasi blabla".

22. You drive to the shop next door even though the shop is only 100meters away (except maybe in Kampung Ayer).

23. Every year, since the 80s until last year, you don't want not tomiss HM's Birthday Titah (because you are hoping that HM will increaseyour salary).

24. When you want to get some service from the government agencies,you will find your saudara first.

25. If something goes wrong, you will say that one of the datos,pehins is your relative (or at least they know you).

26. You cannot live without Brudirect's HYS.

27. You give you children super long name.

28. You rush to a new shopping mall just to beat everybody else eventhough it's just another Hua Ho.

29. You wave your hand while driving to other drivers that you know. 3

0. You are able to pay (or not) for one or two amahs who are mostlikely an Indonesian or a Filipino.

31. You are ok to be fat.

32. You are a busy body with other peoples' news, especially the badones, and you think your responsibility is to know and to spread itaround.

33. Your friends get married on the same day and you don't know whotogo to. 34. You like to st
are at phones for 24 hours and chat on MSN.

35. You say "Mun paham bisai" (this needs no further explaination) .

36. You have to wear 'cool' attire everywhere, even on holidays.

37. You add "BUI" on each sentence.

38. You think exercising, being hyper active, competition are forlittle kids.

39. You can't type or spell properly properly, example "hw r u? hy mynme s si org brnui"

40. You add "me & you" on your converstations with your girl mates.

41. You listen to Pelangi, Kristal, Pilihan FM.

42. You think fake Von Dutch products are the best.

43. You are especially racist to Indian/Indon/Thai workers.

44. You would rather go to shopping malls than hanging out at parks,having a picnic with your friends.

45. You have 'candas' in your house.

46. You read this blogsite because all your friends are reading itandyou don't want to be left behind.

47. You rush to get a $99 handphone not caring about the limitedfeatures coz you think anything cheap is a bargain.

48. You have two handphones - one for DST and the other for BMobile(for one month and then switch off one or the other).

49. You always try to runding the policemen who caught you speeding.

MY EVERYDAY NEED`

Me at consumer fair at ICC.

Sampat g posing tu dapan booth hehehhee....

MY EVERYDAY NEED`

Newborn baby of my luvly sister. Muahz muahz

Ixora, Me and...........

MY EVERYDAY NEED`