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BUSINESS MARKETING

2009-09-10T21:08:00.000-07:00

BUSINESS LOGICS

Father: I want you to marry a girl of my choice
Son: 'I will choose my own bride!'
Father: 'But the girl is Bill Gates's daughter.'
Son: 'Well, in that case....ok'

Next Father approaches Bill Gates.
Father: 'I have a husband for your daughter.'
Bill Gates: 'But my daughter is too young to marry!'
Father: 'But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank.'
Bill Gates: 'Ah, in that case...ok'

Finally Father goes to see the president of the World Bank.
Father: 'I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president.'
President: 'But I already have more vice- presidents than I need!'
Father: 'But this young man is Bill Gates's son-in-law.'
President: 'Ah, in that case...ok'

This is how business is done!!
Moral: Even If you have nothing, You can get Anything. But your attitude
should be positive

What is Marketing?

You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and say, 'I am very rich. Marry me!'
That's Direct Marketing

You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl.
One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says, 'He's very
rich. Marry him.'
That's Advertising.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and get her telephone number.
The next day you call and say, 'Hi, I'm very rich. Marry me...'
That's Telemarketing

You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl.
You get up and straighten your tie; you walk up to her and pour her a
drink.
You open the door for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her
a ride, and then say, 'By the way, I'm very rich 'Will you marry me?'
That's Public Relations

You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl.
She walks up to you and says, 'You are very rich, I want to marry you.'
That's Brand Recognition

You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and say, 'I'm rich. Marry me'
She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.
That's Customer Feedback

KISAH MATA PELAJARAN MATEMATIK

2009-05-08T19:56:00.000-07:00

Di sebuah sekolah rendah Kg Melaka seorang guru sedang
mengajar mata
pelajaran matematik. Tiap kali dia mengajar, dia tengoksalah
seorang anak murid dia asyik meludah dekat tapak tangan kemudian gosok dekat kepala.
Hari-hari guru ni perhatikan tabiat anak muridnya itu, satu hari dia tanya.

Guru: Atan! datang depan sini.
Atan: saya datang cikgu.
Guru: tiap kali saya mengajar, saya lihat awak ludah tapak
tangan kemudian sapu dekat kepala awak, mengapa awak buat macam tu?
Atan: saya tak faham matematik cikgu !! saya buat macam ni
supaya apa yang cikgu ajar senang masuk dalam otak saya.
Guru: siapa yang ajar Atan macam tu?
Atan: emak saya, cikgu.
Guru: apa yang emak cakap?
Atan: cikgu, bila malam saya tidor dengan ayah dan emak saya,
lampu semua tutup, saya dengar emak saya cakap dengan Ayah
saya......
"KALAU SUSAH-SUSAH NAK MASUK, SAPU AJER AIR LUDAH TANGKEPALA
TU...BARULAH SENANG MASUK!!!"
Guru: ????????????

26.04.2009 (Wedding Day) Part 2

2009-04-28T22:57:00.000-07:00

Frens on that day... Dk Anne, Gdah, Nonny, Lucy and family, Humul and daughter, Nani and my luvly daugther.

All posing with us... Happy face huh.....

still posing at home. Control beb!!

26.04.2009 (Wedding Day) part 1

2009-04-28T22:43:00.000-07:00

Bride's Name: Masriani Binti Mohd Husaini

Groom's Name: Wan Abd Hakim Bin Wan Sekran

Wedding Date: 26 April 2009

Venue: Masjid Kg Penapar

Time: 10:00 am

Joyful face surrounded by families and frens

Saat-saat genting.. Luckily everything going smooth.

You know you are Bruneian..........

2009-04-22T01:37:00.000-07:00

1. You 'miss call' instead of calling or sending sms.

2. You always say "kapih ku.. bila terima/keluargaji/overtime/elaun ah?"

3. You park your car as close as possible to your destinationarea.

4. You speak Malaysia if you meet Malaysian, speak Indonesia ifyou meet Indonesian.. and so on.

5. You are asked to go to a "meeting" but actually you will onlybe "listening".

6. You go to someone's wedding, you give money using an envelopeand put your name on it or if you think you don't give enough you useablank envelope.

7. Indo mee is your staple food and Ayamku is your fastfood.

8. The term 'balik kampung' is almost not applicable.. since youcan 'balik kampung' everyday.

9. Motorcyles and bicycles are not your transport, they are yoursport.

10. When you see local tv camera around you during the day, then atnight you will watch local news... and hoping to see yourself ontelevision.

11. You drive your car on wavy and potholed road.

12. You receive official news faster by mean of "mouth" than by"written".

13. You like electronic products from Japan.

14. If you have the chance to call a radio show and before you areasked to hang-up, you say 'boleh minta putarkan lagu?'

15. You are in BIG debts and refuse to pay the lenders and yet stilldrive a CLK and live in a mansion.

16. You wear baju kurung with large katoks and maniks all over.

17. You are loud and speak in melandih way.

18. You and the whole family have the same car plate numbers.

19. You spend your $$$$$ on your wedding even though you are broke.

20. You become Akademi Fantasia fanatics. 21. You know most of the people here - "eh si anak si anu eh saudarasi blabla".

22. You drive to the shop next door even though the shop is only 100meters away (except maybe in Kampung Ayer).

23. Every year, since the 80s until last year, you don't want not tomiss HM's Birthday Titah (because you are hoping that HM will increaseyour salary).

24. When you want to get some service from the government agencies,you will find your saudara first.

25. If something goes wrong, you will say that one of the datos,pehins is your relative (or at least they know you).

26. You cannot live without Brudirect's HYS.

27. You give you children super long name.

28. You rush to a new shopping mall just to beat everybody else eventhough it's just another Hua Ho.

29. You wave your hand while driving to other drivers that you know. 3

0. You are able to pay (or not) for one or two amahs who are mostlikely an Indonesian or a Filipino.

31. You are ok to be fat.

32. You are a busy body with other peoples' news, especially the badones, and you think your responsibility is to know and to spread itaround.

33. Your friends get married on the same day and you don't know whotogo to. 34. You like to st
are at phones for 24 hours and chat on MSN.

35. You say "Mun paham bisai" (this needs no further explaination) .

36. You have to wear 'cool' attire everywhere, even on holidays.

37. You add "BUI" on each sentence.

38. You think exercising, being hyper active, competition are forlittle kids.

39. You can't type or spell properly properly, example "hw r u? hy mynme s si org brnui"

40. You add "me & you" on your converstations with your girl mates.

41. You listen to Pelangi, Kristal, Pilihan FM.

42. You think fake Von Dutch products are the best.

43. You are especially racist to Indian/Indon/Thai workers.

44. You would rather go to shopping malls than hanging out at parks,having a picnic with your friends.

45. You have 'candas' in your house.

46. You read this blogsite because all your friends are reading itandyou don't want to be left behind.

47. You rush to get a $99 handphone not caring about the limitedfeatures coz you think anything cheap is a bargain.

48. You have two handphones - one for DST and the other for BMobile(for one month and then switch off one or the other).

49. You always try to runding the policemen who caught you speeding.

080109

2009-02-06T08:03:00.001-08:00

Me at consumer fair at ICC.

Sampat g posing tu dapan booth hehehhee....

Newborn Niece

2009-02-06T07:43:00.000-08:00

Newborn baby of my luvly sister. Muahz muahz

Ixora, Me and...........

Thing Happen On 2008

2008-12-30T17:11:00.000-08:00

1. Divorce, 2 days b4 my bday. And M considering it as my birthday gift. M I positive thinker??

2. Meet Ezam, v spent tym for almost 5 months. I tot it will last forever but still failed. M still luv him. He reli filled up my lyf wth luv. He bring back my smile. Reli, he's the only guy I cant forget. I know m not a gud lady for him but i din mean to do all the thing in purpose.

3. Meet Shah, I duno wats my feeling to him. I know he cant rplace ezam in my heart but i can feel he luv me. M still trauma abt my past. while m learning to luv him, he ask me to stop everything and wat shud i do.... As he wish I do.. Luckily i din luv him as much as i luv ezam hehehe... is tat mean????

Guyz!!! wat hapen on me in this 2008. Its reali a bad memory. Nothing i can proud about 2008. Oh God!! Please fix everything for me. Let my dream cum true.

Lost Sumwer In...??

2008-12-29T19:35:00.000-08:00

The beginning of our journey.. hehehehe...

Me and Lucy at the walkway.. Sempat g posing.

M Fall in Luv with the background.

On My Way Back to the building.

Me at the elevator wana going out from the building. Stil i lyk tis view

Xmas Tym

2008-12-29T19:21:00.000-08:00

Xmas Tree. Its small but nice to see. I luv it.

Me Wth Xmas Tree. Nda Mau2 jua mesti bgambar ngan xmas tree hehehehe.

2008-12-11T22:49:00.000-08:00

This is my New Office Table:

2 complete set of PC's (One Linux and one Windows)

1 Printer

1 Cardboard (Which now full wth my photos)

A Lot of Stationeries (Tat Important for me)

Paper Tray and a few gadgets

Ixora wth New Fren

2008-12-11T22:22:00.000-08:00

Ixora wth her new fren Asyirah (Lucy Daughter) at Berakas Beach. She really enjoy that tym. Luv to see her smile.

SEX Education By PCK

2008-12-11T00:44:00.000-08:00

Chu Kang ( PCK ) explaining sex to Chu Beng's son, Aloysius.........

Aloy : Why is making love so enjoyable ?

PCK : Aiyah, ah boy, enjolable becaws, same like when you dig your nose with your finger mah !

Aloy : Do you think women enjoy sex more than men ?

PCK : Of course woman lah ! When you dig dig your nose, your nose feel better than your finger, right ?

Aloy : Why do women hate it when they get raped ?

PCK : Ai-yah ! Say, you walk along the load, den someone come over and dig your nose, you like or not ? Ehhh ? Don't pray pray ah !

Aloy : Why is it a woman cannot have sex when she is having her menses?

PCK : Oy !! If your nose bleeding, you still go and dig meh?? Siow ah ! Use your blain, use your blainnn ..........

Aloy : Why is it most men don't like wearing condoms when they are making love ?

PCK : Ehhhh, when you dig your nose ah, you like to dig with a glove on your finger or not ? Not the same shiok feeling mah. Corleect or not?

Aloy : Why is making love carried out in private ?

PCK : Ah boyyyyy, use your blain, use your blainnnnn .............................. you go and dig your nose in flont of your whole class izit ?? Stupidlah!!

Aloy : Wah ...... Uncle Chu Kang, you are very good.

PCK : Aiyah ....... ,' Best in Singapore , JB, some say Batam, and now, the whole world!' also ah!!!

Sunday 09/11/2008 (At Tutong)

2008-11-09T17:07:00.000-08:00

Ms Endless and Anne at Sri Kenangan Beach..

Ms Endless and Baby Cardiff @ one of food stall in Bandar Tutong. Every people there wonder who we are. Coz we keep taking our own photos. ehehhe.

Fuh!! Ms Endless pun ikut posing ni. Lawa backgroundnya kali ar.
Baby Cardiff and ms_endless start to have our food. Huhuhu my chicken damit ar...
Ms Endless with food. Bek jua posing wth food sblum mkn hehehehe

Sempat posing d tgh stall hehehe.. jgn jelez baby cardiff and ms baiduri ;p
Wajah-wajah lapas makan.. hehehhe

Bila Paderi buka Rahsia....‏

2008-11-05T23:52:00.000-08:00

Assalamualaikum dan salam sejahtera...

'LAA ILAHA ILLA ANTA SUBHANAKA INNI KUNTU MINALZHAALIMIIN'

Hayati kandungannya

Bismillahirrahmanir rahim.

Artikel ni agak panjang, tapi banyak pengetahuan dan manfaat untuk kita, insya Allah... Bila Paderi Terpaksa Buka Rahsia

Ada seorang pemuda Arab yang baru saja menyelesaikan bangku kuliahnya diAmerika. Pemuda ini adalah salah seorang yang diberi nikmat oleh Allah berupa pendidikan agama Islam bahkan dia mampu mendalaminya. Selain belajar, dia juga seorang jurudakwah Islam. Ketika berada di Amerika, dia berkenalan dengan salah seorang Nasrani. Hubungan mereka semakin akrab, dengan harapan
semoga Allah s.w.t. memberinya hidayah masuk Islam.

Pada suatu hari mereka berdua berjalan-jalan di sebuah perkampungan di Amerika dan melintas dekat sebuah gereja yang terdapat di kampung tersebut. Temannya itu meminta agar dia turut masuk ke dalam gereja. Mula mula dia keberatan, namun kerana desakan akhirnya pemuda itu pun memenuhi permintaannya lalu ikut masuk ke dalam gereja dan duduk di salah satu bangku dengan hening, sebagaimana kebiasaan mereka.

Ketika paderi masuk, mereka serentak berdiri untuk memberikan penghormatan lantas kembali duduk. Di saat itu, sipaderi agak terbeliak ketika melihat kepada para hadirin dan berkata, 'Ditengah kita ada seorang Muslim. Aku harap dia keluar dari sini.' Pemuda Arab itu tidak bergerak dari tempatnya. Paderi tersebut mengucapkan perkataan itu berkali-kali, namun dia tetap tidak bergerak dari tempatnya. Hingga akhirnya paderi itu berkata, 'Aku minta dia keluar dari sini dan aku menjamin keselamatannya. ' Barulah pemuda ini beranjak keluar.

Di ambang pintu, pemuda bertanya kepada sang paderi, 'Bagaimana anda tahu bahawa saya seorang Muslim?' Paderi itu menjawab, 'Dari tanda yang terdapat di wajahmu.' Kemudian dia beranjak hendak keluar. Namun, paderi ingin memanfaatkan kehadiran pemuda ini dengan mengajukan beberapa pertanyaan, tujuannya untuk memalukan pemuda tersebut dan sekaligus mengukuhkan agamanya. Pemuda Muslim itupun menerima tentangan debat tersebut.

Paderi berkata, 'Aku akan mengajukan kepada anda 22 pertanyaan dan anda harus menjawabnya dengan tepat. ' Si pemuda tersenyum dan berkata, 'Silakan!' Sang paderi pun mulai bertanya, 'Sebutkan satu yang tiada duanya, dua yang tiada tiganya, tiga yang tiada empatnya, empat yang tiada limanya,lima yang tiada enamnya, enam yang tiada tujuhnya, tujuh yang tiada delapannya, delapan yang tiada sembilannya, sembilan yang tiada sepuluhnya,sesuatu yang tidak lebih dari sepuluh, sebelas yang tiada dua belasnya, dua belas yang tiada tiga belasnya, tiga belas yang tiada empat belasnya.'

'Sebutkan sesuatu yang dapat bernafas namun tidak mempunyai ruh! Apa yang dimaksud dengan kuburan berjalan membawa isinya? Siapakah yang berdusta namun masuk ke dalam surga? Sebutkan sesuatu yang diciptakan Allah namun Dia tidak menyukainya? Sebutkan sesuatu yang diciptakan Allah dengan tanpa ayah dan ibu!'

'Siapakah yang tercipta dari api, siapakah yang diazab dengan api dan siapakah yang terpelihara dari api? Siapakah yang tercipta dari batu, siapakah yang diazab dengan batu dan siapakah yang terpelihara dari batu?'

'Sebutkan sesuatu yang diciptakan Allah dan dianggap besar! Pohon apakah yang mempunyai 12 ranting, setiap ranting mempunyai 30 daun, setiap daun mempunyai 5 buah, 3 di bawah naungan dan dua di bawah sinaran matahari?'

Mendengar pertanyaan tersebut, pemuda itu tersenyum dengan keyakinan kepada Allah.

Setelah membaca 'Bismillah.. .' dia berkata,

-Satu yang tiada duanya ialah Allah s.w.t..

-Dua yang tiada tiganya ialah Malam dan Siang. Allah s.w.t. berfirman, 'Dan Kami jadikan malam dan siang sebagai dua tanda (kebesaran kami).' (Al-Isra': 12).

-Tiga yang tiada empatnya adalah kesilapan yang dilakukan Nabi Musa ketika Khidir menenggelamkan sampan, membunuh seorang anak kecil dan ketika menegakkan kembali dinding yang hampir roboh.

-Empat yang tiada limanya adalah Taurat, Injil, Zabur dan al-Qur'an.

- Lima yang tiada enamnya ialah Solat lima waktu.

-Enam yang tiada tujuhnya ialah jumlah Hari ketika Allah s.w.t. menciptakan makhluk.

-Tujuh yang tiada delapannya ialah Langit yang tujuh lapis. Allah s.w.t. berfirman, 'Yang telah menciptakan tujuh langit berlapis-lapis. Kamu sekali-kali tidak melihat pada ciptaan Rabb Yang Maha Pemurah sesuatu yang tidak seimbang.' (Al-Mulk: 3).

-Delapan yang tiada sembilannya ialah Malaikat pemikul Arsy ar-Rahman.Allah s.w.t. berfirman, 'Dan malaikat-malaikat berada di penjuru-penjuru langit. Dan pada hari itu delapan orang malaikat menjunjung 'Arsy Rabbmu diatas (kepala) mereka.' (Al-Haqah: 17).

-Sembilan yang tiada sepuluhnya adalah mu'jizat yang diberikan kepada Nabi Musa yaitu: tongkat, tangan yang bercahaya, angin topan, musim paceklik,katak, darah, kutu dan belalang.*

-Sesuatu yang tidak lebih dari sepuluh ialah Kebaikan. Allah s.w.t. berfirman, 'Barang siapa yang berbuat kebaikan maka untuknya sepuluh kali lipat.' (Al-An'am: 160).

-Sebelas yang tiada dua belasnya ialah jumlah Saudara-Saudara Nabi Yusuf .

-Dua belas yang tiada tiga belasnya ialah Mu'jizat Nabi Musa yang terdapat dalam firman Allah, 'Dan (ingatlah) ketika Musa memohon air untuk kaumnya, lalu Kami berfirman, 'Pukullah batu itu dengan tongkatmu.' Lalu memancarlah daripadanya dua belas mata air.' (Al-Baqarah: 60).

-Tiga belas yang tiada empat belasnya ialah jumlah Saudara Nabi Yusuf ditambah dengan ayah dan ibunya.

-Adapun sesuatu yang bernafas namun tidak mempunyai ruh adalah waktu Subuh. Allah s.w.t. berfirman, 'Dan waktu subuh apabila fajarnya mulai menyingsing. ' (At-Takwir: 18).

-Kuburan yang membawa isinya adalah Ikan yang menelan Nabi Yunus AS.

-Mereka yang berdusta namun masuk kedalam surga adalah saudara-saudara Nabi Yusuf, yakni ketika mereka berkata kepada ayahnya, 'Wahai ayah kami, sesungguhnya kami pergi berlumba-lumba dan kami tinggalkan Yusuf di dekat barang-barang kami, lalu dia dimakan serigala.' Setelah kedustaan terungkap, Yusuf berkata kepada mereka, 'Tak ada cercaan terhadap kamu semua.' Dan ayah mereka Ya'qub berkata, 'Aku akan memohonkan ampun bagimu kepada Rabbku. Sesungguhnya Dia-lah Yang Maha Pengampun lagi Maha Penyayang.' (Yusuf:98)

-Sesuatu yang diciptakan Allah namun tidak Dia sukai adalah suara Keldai. Allah s.w.t. berfirman, 'Sesungguhnya sejelek-jelek suara adalah suara keldai.' (Luqman: 19).

-Makhluk yang diciptakan Allah tanpa bapa dan ibu adalah Nabi Adam, Malaikat, Unta Nabi Shalih dan Kambing Nabi Ibrahim.

-Makhluk yang diciptakan dari api adalah Iblis, yang diazab dengan api ialah Abu Jahal dan yang terpelihara dari api adalah Nabi Ibrahim. Allah s.w.t. berfirman, 'Wahai api dinginlah dan selamatkan Ibrahim.' (Al-Anbiya': 69).

-Makhluk yang terbuat dari batu adalah Unta Nabi Shalih, yang diazab dengan batu adalah tentara bergajah dan yang terpelihara dari batu adalah Ashabul Kahfi (penghuni gua).

-Sesuatu yang diciptakan Allah dan dianggap perkara besar adalah Tipu Daya Wanita, sebagaimana firman Allah s.w.t. Sesungguhnya tipu daya kaum wanita itu sangatlah besar.' (Yusuf: 28).

-Adapun pohon yang memiliki 12 ranting setiap ranting mempunyai 30 daun, setiap daun mempunyai 5 buah, 3 dibawah teduhan dan dua di bawah sinaran matahari maknanya: Pohon adalah Tahun, Ranting adalah Bulan, Daun adalah Hari dan Buahnya adalah Solat yang lima waktu, Tiga dikerjakan di malam hari dan Dua di siang hari.

Paderi dan para hadirin merasa takjub mendengar jawapan pemuda Muslim tersebut. Kemudian dia pun mula hendak pergi. Namun dia mengurungkan niatnya dan meminta kepada paderi agar menjawab satu pertanyaan saja. Permintaan ini disetujui oleh paderi.

Pemuda ini berkata, 'Apakah kunci surga itu?' Mendengar pertanyaan itu lidah paderi menjadi kelu, hatinya diselimuti keraguan dan rupa wajahnya pun berubah. Dia berusaha menyembunyikan kekuatirannya, namun tidak berhasil. Orang-orang yang hadir di gereja itu terus mendesaknya agar menjawab pertanyaan tersebut, namun dia cuba mengelak.

Mereka berkata, 'Anda telah melontarkan 22 pertanyaan kepadanya dan semuanya dia jawab, sementara dia hanya memberi cuma satu pertanyaan namun anda tidak mampu menjawabnya! '

Paderi tersebut berkata, 'Sesungguh aku tahu jawapannya, namun aku takut kalian marah.' Mereka menjawab, 'Kami akan jamin keselamatan anda. ' Paderi pun berkata, 'Jawapannya ialah:

Asyhadu An La Ilaha Illallah, Wa

Asyhadu Anna Muhammadar Rasulullah. '

Lantas paderi dan orang-orang yang hadir di gereja itu terus memeluk agama Islam. Sungguh Allah telah menganugerahkan kebaikan dan menjaga mereka dengan Islam melalui tangan seorang pemuda Muslim yang bertakwa.**

NOTA:

Ini adalah artikel sulung dari qasha dan merupakan sebuah artikel yang cukup bagus. Ia dapat menyedarkan kita agar membaca dan memahami isi kandungan Al-Qur'an bagi membolehkan kita menangkis tohmahan dan menjawab pertanyaan orang-orang kafir.

Saya pernah membaca dari satu buku bahawa sebenarnya paderi Kristian tahu bahawa Kunci Syurga itu adalah Dua Kalimah Syahadah. Kerana itu (kononnya) apabila nazak seorang Kristian, maka paderi akan datang membisikkan kalimah itu ke telinganya dengan harapan dia akan mati dalam Islam. Saya tidak pasti sama ada dakwaan ini (membisikkan ke telinga orang nazak) benar atau tidak. Namun saya pasti ahli kitab Kristian tahu bahawa Kunci Syurga adalah Dua Kalimah Syahadah. Cuma, mereka tidak mahu mengaku (kebenaran Islam) kerana bimbang akan kehilangan pangkat dan kedudukan duniawi.

Wallahua'lam

semana kaya atau besar...tetap Allahuakbar! !!! ittaqullah!! !!!

Ya Allah SWT. Kembalikanlah aku dalam keadaan KAU redha seluruh kehidupanku. ameen.

Kerana Allah SWT kita ditemukan... .Andai Terpisah...Itu ketentuan.

17 signs you love someone..... seriously

2008-11-05T21:07:00.000-08:00

SEVENTEEN :
When you're on the phone with them late at night and they hang up, you still miss them even when it was just two minutes ago.

SIXTEEN :
You read their Texts and sms Over and over again.

FIFTEEN:
You walk really slow when you're with them.

FOURTEEN:
You feel shy whenever they're around. Evntho u've known each other lyk forever. Esp wen he / she make u feel havng butterfly in ur stomch ech tym u meet them.

THIRTEEN:
When you think about them, your heart beats faster but slower at the same time. Eventho its the 10 times u meet them at the same day.

TWELVE:
When ever u have a harsh tym in ur lyf, u'll owez feel so calm & peaceful just to tink of their smile.

ELEVEN:
You smile whenever you hear their voice. Eventho u're only on de pone wt em/er for 5mins.

TEN:
When you look at them, you can't see the other people around you, you just see him/her.

NINE:
U started to mis every sec all little words he / she usually said whenevr he/she is around.. Altho its only a simple 'Baby kish~'

EIGHT:
You start listening to slow songs while thinking about them.

SEVEN:
They're all you cn see, hear, smell & think about.

SIX:
You get high just from their scent.

FIVE:
You relize you're always smiling when you're looking at them & started to stare at them wit everytng that dey do...

FOUR:
You would do anything for them, just to see them. Eventho ur reasons smtym are stupid.

THREE:
While reading this, there was one person on your mind this whole time.

TWO:
You were so busy thinking about that person, you didnt notice number twelve was missing.

ONE:
You just scrolled up to check & are now silently laughing at yourself.

Letter from Banta Singh of Punjab to Mr. Bill Gates of Microsoft

2008-11-05T21:01:00.000-08:00

Subject: Problems with my new computer

Dear Mr. Bill Gates,

We have bought a computer for our home and we have found some problems, which I want to bring to your notice.

1. There is a button 'start' but there is no 'stop' button. We request you to check this.

2. We find there is 'Run' in the menu. One of my friends clicked 'run' he ran up to Amritsar ! So, we request you to change that to 'sit', so that we can click that by sitting.

3. One doubt is whether any 're-scooter' is available in system? I find only 're-cycle', but I own a scooter at my home.

4. There is 'Find' button but it is not working properly. My wife lost the door key and we tried a lot trace the key with this ' find' button, but was unable to trace. Please rectify this problem.

5. My child learnt 'Microsoft word' now he wants to learn 'Microsoft sentence', so when you will provide that?

6. I bought computer, CPU, mouse and keyboard, but there is only one icon which shows 'MY Computer': when you will provide the remaining items?

7. It is surprising that windows says 'MY Pictures' but there is not even a single photo of mine. So when will you keep my photo in that.

8. There is 'MICROSOFT OFFICE' what about 'MICROSOFT HOME' since I use the PC at home only.

9. You provided 'My Recent Documents'. When you will provide 'My Past Documents'?

10. You provide 'My Network Places'. For God sake please do not provide 'My Secret Places'. I do not want to let my wife know where I go after my office hours.

Regards,

Banta

Last one to Mr Bill Gates :

Sir, how is it that your name is Gates but u are selling Windows ?

Kasih sayang mengikut bulan lahir........ .

2008-11-02T21:14:00.000-08:00

Januari
- Mudah jatuh cinta.
- Mudah melupakan perasaan cinta terhadap orang yang di cintai sekiranya dikhianati.
- Pandai mengambil hati pasangannya.
- Selalu berdiam diri ketika bertemu dengan pasangannya.
- Bersikap romantik tapi tidak pandai memperlihatkannya.
- Sikap cemburu yang tinggi terhadap pasangannya tapi tidak kisah sekirannya pasangannya cemburu terhadapnya.
- Bakal jadi seorang bapa atau ibu yang penyayang.
- ramai kenalan, sedikit pemalu dan bersungguh-sungguh bila melakukan kerja
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Februari
- Sukar untuk jatuh cinta .
- Amat hormat kepada pasangan.
- Amat suka memikat pasangan.
- Jujur dan berterus terang dalam perhubungan.
- Sentiasa nekad untuk bersama dengan pasangannya
- Sangat romantik pada dalaman dan bukan pada luaran (hanya pasangannya yang tahu) .
- Patuh kepada pasangannya dan selalu menjaga hati pasangan. <>- Amat menjaga penampilan diri dan pasangannya.
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Mac
- Mudah menawan hati pasangannya.
- Sentiasa ingin didampingi oleh pasangannya.
- Sangat pemalu dalam meluahkan isi hati.
- Sangat baik dalam menjaga perhubungan.
- Amat sukar melupakan pasangan yang dicintai.
- Perasaan cemburu yang minima.
- Sangat manja dan sering ingin dimanjai pasangannya.
- Mudah memilih pasangan ta npa berfikir dengan waras.
- Sentiasa mengharapkan keistimewaan dari pasangan.
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April
- Individu yang amat sukar untuk jatuh cinta.
- Selalu memendam perasaan terhadap individu yang dicintai.
- Sukar dan malu dalam meluahkan isi hati.
- Sentiasa ingin diberi perhatian.
- Amat cemburu dalam perhubungan.
- Kesetiaan teguh terhadap pasangannya.
- Emosi cepat terusik dan mudah terluka.
- Sentiasa menjaga hati pasangan dan pandai memujuk.
- Romantik dan terlalu romantik.
- Sukar melupakan pasangan walaupun dilukai.
- Sukar berlaku curang dan amat menyayangi pasangan.
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Mei
- Amat mudah jatuh cinta.
- Baik dan jujur dalam perhubungan.
- Pandai menarik hati pasangan.
- Perasaan cinta yang mendalam.
- Mudah untuk di pujuk.
- Mudah menerima cinta seseorang.
- Pilihan yang tepat dalam berpasangan.
- Nekad untuk menjaga hubungan yang baik.
- Pandai mengatur hidup pasangan (bukan Queen Control @ King Control).
- Suka mengangankan sesuatu yang indah bersama pasangan.
- Sentiasa dahagakan kasih sayang dari pasangan tapi tak pandai memperlihatkan.
- Ambil berat dalam menjaga hubungan.
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Jun
- Amat pandai menjaga hati pasangan sekiranya dia perempuan.
- Sukar melukai dan memahami hat i pasangan.
- Mudah jatuh hati tapi terlalu memilih.
- Cerewet dalam hubungan.
- Selalu beremosi.
- Mudah merajuk dan mudah di pujuk.
- Selalu melindungi pasangan dari kritikan atau umpatan orang.
- Elok untuk menjadi Ibu yang baik.
- Dahagakan pujian dari pasangan.
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Julai
- Amat suka didampingi pasangan.
- Sukar dimengerti oleh pasangan.
- Sentiasa menjaga maruah diri, pasangan dan perhubungan.
- Amat mudah dipujuk dan berterus terang.
- Amat menghargai kesetiaan pasangan.
- Mengambil berat dan mengasihi pasangan
- Berkebolehan untuk meluahkan isi hati terhadap individu yang dicintai.
- Mudah terluka dan lambat untuk pulih.
- Suka merajuk dan dipujuk.
- Setia terhadap pasangan.
- Su ka mendengar dan tidak suka membantah.
- Cemburu terhadap pasangan.
- Suka menilai dan menjaga perhubungan.
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Ogos
- Pandai memujuk pasangan
- Suka memimpin pasangan..
- Romantik, Pengasih dan Penyayang.
- Kelam kabut dalam perhubungan.
- Sangat sensitif .
- Mudah meluahkan kata cinta pada sesiapa yang berkenan.
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September
- Bersopan dalam hubungan.
- bertolak ansur terhadap pasangan.
- Suka mengkritik pasangan.
- Sangat prihatin terhadap pasangan.
- Sangat sensitif dan emosi.
- Pandai memahami pasangan.
- Kurang menunjukkan perasaannya terhadap pasangan.
- Sukar melupakan sekiranya hati terluka.
- Mudah simpati dengan perasaan dan masalah pasangan.
- Pandai menyimpan perasaan.
- Suka berterus terang jika perkara itu tak disetujuinya.
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Oktober
- Amat suka berkomunikasi dengan pasangan.
- Suka disayangi dan menyayangi pasangan.
- Sopan terhadap pasangan.
- Jujur dan jarang berpura-pura dengan pasangan.
- Mudah terluka hati sekiranya pasangan ada melakukan kesalahan terhadapnya.
- Emosi yang mudah terusik.
- Pengasih, Penyayang terhadap pasangan.
- Cemburu dan terlalu cemburu.
- Romantik
- Memahami pasangan.
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November
- Cermat dan teliti dalam menjaga perhubungan.
- Amat berahsia dengan pasangan dan sesiapa.
- Agak d egil dan kuat pendirian.
- Mudah ambil berat terhadap pasangan.
- Emosi yang mendalam.
- Perangai tidak dapat diramal terhadap pasangan.
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Disember
- Pemurah terhadap perhubungan
- Mudah jatuh cinta dalam masa yang sama.
- Tergesa-gesa dalam perhubungan
- Suka didampingi oleh pasangan.
- Benci bila dikongkong.
- Berbakat untuk kahwin lebih dari satu.(Utk Lelaki)
- Suka mempengaruhi pasangan.

Fact Abt Gurls

2008-10-27T20:10:00.000-07:00

THESE ARE TRUE... THERE ARE GUYS OF THESE TYPE ON
EARTH BUT HARD TO FIND... MANY GUYS ARE JERK! BUT NOT ALL...

This is really sweet........

01) When a Girl is quiet ... millions of things are
running in her mind.

02) When a Girl is not arguing ... she is thinking deeply.

03) When a Girl looks at u with eyes full of questions ...
she is wondering how long you will be around.

04) When a Girl answers ' I'm fine ' after a few seconds ...
she is not at all fine.

05) When a Girl stares at you ... she is wondering why
you are lying.

06) When a Girl lays on your chest ... she is wishing
for you to be hers forever.

07) When a Girl wants to see you everyday... she wants
to be pampered.

08) When a Girl says ' I love you ' ... she means it.

09) When a Girl says ' I miss you ' ... no one in
this world can miss you more than that.

10) Life only comes around once make sure you spend
it with the right person....

11) Find a Guy .. who calls you beautiful instead
of hot.

12) Who calls you back when you hang up on him.

13) Who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

14) Wait for the guy who ...  kisses your forehead.

15) Who wants to show you off to the world when you
are in your sweats.

16) Who holds your hand in front of his friends.

17) Who is constantly reminding you of how much he
cares about you and how lucky he is to have you.

18) Who turns to his friends and says,  'That's her!! '

More Flood photos

2008-10-26T18:49:00.001-07:00

Kesian...

2008-10-26T18:36:00.000-07:00

Still far away... the flood almost drown us. But we still maintain. Still brave. During this tym i can feel sumthing inside the water. Eeee.... No worry Yanie is a brave girl hehehhe... (Menyamankan ati ja!!)

Hah!! This is how the water measurment show. Not dare to take the photo so near. Takut gugur ke longkang hehehe. They keep shout to me to keep on distance that thing.. Biasala anak kesayangan hahahha.

Almost reach the simpang. This place take almost half of my body. Basah kali ar!!

You'll see here. The water taking the whole road and it reach the road safety.

Meredah banjir!!

2008-10-26T18:26:00.001-07:00

HeHeHe teruknyerrr!! Smart d atas Tapiii Jgn pandang bawah hahahahhaa. This is me passing the flood and still far behind. This photo juz to show that m brave!! Berani kali ar.. liat ja flood atu cmana.. First, rasa teruk.. but after that xcited jua main air.. but it dirty.

M always look around. Who know there is snake o mr. crocs around hehehe.

This second photo i take from the house beside the road am passing by. Fuhh!! reali prepare kan??.. ada boat g but their house flooded hehehe...

Anyway, is there any authorised person who care abt this? this not the first tym but this tym is the worst. And the worst part also me in it.. Uwaaaa.....

Flooded!!!

2008-10-26T18:05:00.000-07:00

Now is 6am.. This is how the environment today when we begin to passed the flood. The flood take more than 2km. Fuhh!! first tym m passed the flood and its reali scary. Maklum la first tym. Baru pernah tinggal di kampung hehehehe...
<< This is our first journey. I juz follow them from behind. Still got scary feeling inside me. Sexy kali ar.

U know wat???... Since last nyt m thinking abt this morning. How can i pass the flood?? Snake?? Buaya?? Lintah?? Argghhhh..... Very Scary!!

LINUX Introduction

2008-10-19T23:20:00.000-07:00

Linux is a Unix-like computer operating systems family which uses the Linux Kernel. Linux is one of the most prominent examples of free software and open source development; typically all the underlying source code can be freely modified, used, and redistributed by anyone.

Predominantly known for its use in servers, it is installed on a wide variety of computer hardware, ranging from embedded devices and mobile phones to supercomputers.

The name "Linux" comes from the Linux kernel, originally written in 1991 by Linus Torvalds. The system's utilities and libraries usually come from the GNU operating system, announced in 1983 by Richard Stallman. The GNU contribution is the basis for the alternative name GNU/Linux.

Beraya lagi!! (2)

2008-10-12T21:34:00.000-07:00

Me at My Uncle House. Fuhh!! Foods again... Nice Food. I cant reject it. Must Eat!!.

See My face wth full stomach HeHeHe. Fter this v take dessert. Longan yoo!!! reali i cant stop eat it.

This is the first tym m taking photo inside my uncle house hehehe... Once a year ja dtg his house kali ar.

Thanx Uncle!! and Selamat Hari Raya... Luv the foods..

'Sumthing' at Jerudong

2008-10-12T20:55:00.000-07:00

U know wat's in the photos is? Guess!! wat it is... I cant believe my eyes on it. I never meet one b4. Mayb that is my lucky day to meet tis animal.

Its LANDAKK!!!! Can you believe it?. They keep it as a pet. Pet?? Landak?? Banar ka tu??. That wat in my myn tat tym. Reali cant believe it. And it reali friendly.

Can you imagine.. Landak the wild animal become friendly to human and became sumbody pet? HaHaHa.

See the stick on it body make me scare. But the guy say it never shooting to people. Juz to scare people.

When I took the second photo, suddenly its stick up. Fuh!! m reali scared. I turn my body and slowly shout at my stepmom cousin. Who know if suddenly the Landak angry wth me.

It reali a nice experience. Actualy i want to touch it. But there is no tym for it. Need to go to My Uncle hse. But 1 day for sure I will. I reali want to touch it alive.

Beraya Lagi!!

2008-10-12T20:30:00.000-07:00

Alum g abis rupanya orang beraya ani. SUNDAY!! fuh.. early morning my stepmom woke me up. Wanna bring me to jerudong for Hari Raya. But this tym my sis and her huby joining us.

The photo we take at my stepmom cousin house in Jerudong. That me and my only little sister. Usualy people always say she the eldest. M look young ka? hahaha (Perasan).

My sis now pregnant for the 3rd baby and will be due in January (Insya Allah) Cant wait for it.. Hope its a boy.

Nyway, did u ever see her anywhere ka? HeHe.. f u always watch brunei drama, you will find her there jua. Yeah!! she an actress and xmodel. She beautiful is it?.

Sayang... D Photo not reali clear. But I proud jua dapat gambar wth her. It not easy for us to meet each other. Busy lyf la katakan.

There is another interesting story when v in Jerudong. After tis need to go to Mulaut. My Uncle (Dad's Youngest Brother) open house. Ani tgh set perut hehehee.

Posing Maut!! (2)

2008-10-10T00:26:00.000-07:00

Continuation from below (HEHEHE) Seem lyk long story today. Actually its not reali long but I still have a few photo's of Posing Maut to be showed. Its me!! Taking Photo's with my full tummy that y i cant stand (HeHeHe)...

I am look fat rite. Fuhh!! for sure after this i need to go to gym. Make my body maintain yooo!!!. hehehee Jgn Jelessssss....

Posing Maut!! WaWaWa

2008-10-10T00:11:00.000-07:00

After full with the food, me and the other do some pose to release our full tummy hehehe. You'll see how 'MAUT' our pose. Walaupun kenyang, still can make a sweet smile kali ar...

Still at Nani's House, M taking this photo to show that not only me who eat alot.. There is Sumbody else (HeHeHe). First photo Hummul and Siti, Still have their food although seem lyk almost all of us already gve up. They still going on. Second photo.. I din talking abt the two pinky lady infront (HeHeHe). M talking about the lady behind wearing black t-shirt. She's our manager and she reali enjoying her food. HeHeHe (Jgn Marah Puannnnnn!!!).

NEXT PHOTO'S PLEASEEEEE!!!!!... Tunggu ar.. To B Continue...

Open Hse Wth E-primers

2008-10-09T23:41:00.000-07:00

Hi.... M reali full today. Me and all ODT's went to Nani's house (Open Hse Yooo!!!). Fuhh.. There is alot of food and this photo, i show u my second trip (HeHeHe). Its soto!. Nice Soto Nani!!

It's reali enjoy to be in a group when visiting fren house. There is happy moments when almost all e-primers joining us. Alot of joke, alot of laugh and alot of fun. Second photo, is the remain soto that i cant finish it (HeHeHe) that is becoz there is sumthing in my head at that tym. Wanna know wat? see below.....

HeHeHe... this is the food in my myn at that tym. Nice sambal belacan, cucumber and lady finger. The black one is beef lung. Fuhh!! i reali finish it off. Now U know that m reali luv to eat.

During Hari Raya

2008-10-08T01:05:00.000-07:00

During First Raya.. Taking photos alone but still keep maintain smile. This year only me and Ixora.

First Raya reali a tiring day. We went to relatives house. I still remember, each house serve us a delicious food which i can't reject it (HeHeHe) yumm.. yumm.. i luv foods.

Going back home around 9pm and having a bad stomach. Luckily i still got the medicine. Thanx for Ezam coz advise me to drink Hundred Plus hehee (Syg Jua Kan Yanie). But I din do it. I dun lyk Hundred plus. Its taste Bad YUCK!!.

IXORA... My Only cute little daughter. She 5 years old now. KG2 at Nusa Laila Puteri School. She luv to sing and dance. She can remember anything she heard although it juz only one tym u say it to her. So juz careful when say sumthing to her.

She have a sensitive feeling (Biasala bemanja). When she telling u sumthing u must heard it o she will annoy u for many tym. She always ask me "Ibu Sayang Xora?". HeHe I always miss her especially when she's with the father.

One thing she dun lyk is when u say she look lyk chinese. HaHaHa We always make joke of her that. She will shout back to us.

This first raya, her baju raya not yet done and she need to wear new blouse wth jeans. She luv it and it reali suit her. She reali excited tis raya. Playing firework, badil bawang and her new baju raya. She keep asking for it. And bcoz of it, she always want to be wth me.

She reali luv her raya shoes. Fuh!! We look for it every shop to find the shoes she demand. She want 'Kasut Tinggi'. When she say that, pop-up in my myn that she really growing up already. She know how to style up and to be beautiful at all tym.

Me N MySelf

2008-10-07T00:53:00.000-07:00

This is me... A Malay Gal Wth Mix Blood of Chinese, Dusun, And Javanesse (Rojak Udah!!). M a complicated lady who lyk to do sumthing i lyk (Selfish huh!! but actually m not.. hehehe) sumtym i can tolerate wth others too although its hurt me.

Yanie.. That is me. 27 years old with one cute daughter lyk me (HaHaHa). M Divorce on this young age but its ok. I Have my own future and i gonna reached it as my own GOAL!!.

I Am Working and at the same tym running my own business. Its fun and make me forget abt my past. Bz.. bz... bz... i luv it. its really worth It. I got xtra income more than wat i receive every month.

As I told b4.. M a complicated lady. Not easy to understand my personal thingy. Sumtym, i can be very strict but sumtym m loose. i dun lyk hipocrite. That my bad. I will say it once i dont like it. Sumtym it reali make me feel bad coz it will make sumbody hurt. But it is me. HeHeHe. I can change my myn suddenly once I got sumthing new in my myn.But one thing is.. M also got plan 'B' in my myn no matter wat. M always prepare.

One thing people lyk abt my lyf is m freedom. I can do wateva I want, I can decide anything by myself and can choose anything i want hehee. M sensitive person and yet easy to get mad. I luv to laugh and make joke.